{"product_id":"krampus-electrolytes","title":"Krampus Electrolytes","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1966\" data-start=\"1815\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1886\" data-start=\"1875\"\u003eKRAMPUS\u003c\/strong\u003e wants your electrolytes — and he’s taking them one sweat-soaked drop at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2339\" data-start=\"1968\"\u003eThis \u003cem data-end=\"1981\" data-start=\"1973\"\u003eunholy\u003c\/em\u003e 60-serving electrolyte formula replaces what the winter grind steals from your body: sodium, magnesium, chloride, and enough Vitamin B12 to resurrect Santa’s entire reindeer team. Every scoop hits fast, keeps cramps away, and fuels endurance — whether you’re in the gym, on the field, or outrunning the horned demon currently licking his claws on the label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2371\" data-start=\"2341\"\u003e🩸 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2371\" data-start=\"2347\"\u003eWHY YOU NEED KRAMPUS\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2522\" data-start=\"2372\"\u003eBecause dehydration isn’t scary — it’s pathetic. You deserve better than watery sports drinks and bargain-bin powders made by elves in cheap aprons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2535\" data-start=\"2524\"\u003eKRAMPUS is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2593\" data-start=\"2538\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"2550\" data-start=\"2538\"\u003eStronger\u003c\/strong\u003e (B12 jolt + real electrolyte dosing)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2631\" data-start=\"2596\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"2614\" data-start=\"2596\"\u003eLonger lasting\u003c\/strong\u003e (60 servings!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2701\" data-start=\"2634\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"2645\" data-start=\"2634\"\u003eTastier\u003c\/strong\u003e (SANTA’S BLOOD and SANTA'S HELPER FLAVOR — sweet, twisted, holiday candy vibes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2768\" data-start=\"2704\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"2739\" data-start=\"2704\"\u003eWay more collectible and badass\u003c\/strong\u003ethan anything on the shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2880\" data-start=\"2770\"\u003eThis is \u003cem data-end=\"2803\" data-start=\"2778\"\u003ehydration with attitude\u003c\/em\u003e — the only electrolyte product evil enough to sit on the Insane Labz throne.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2921\" data-start=\"2882\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-end=\"2921\" data-start=\"2888\"\u003eTHE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3142\" data-start=\"2922\"\u003eWhether you’re hitting high-intensity workouts, working long shifts, gaming until sunrise, or trying to survive holiday family gatherings…\u003cbr data-end=\"3063\" data-start=\"3060\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3142\" data-start=\"3063\"\u003eKRAMPUS keeps your stamina up, your muscles firing, and your sanity intact.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3211\" data-start=\"3144\"\u003eOne scoop.\u003cbr data-end=\"3157\" data-start=\"3154\"\u003eOne demon.\u003cbr data-end=\"3170\" data-start=\"3167\"\u003eOne holiday season you’ll never forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"3248\" data-start=\"3213\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"3248\" data-start=\"3213\"\u003eKRAMPUS™ — Hydrate or Be Taken.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Insane Labz","offers":[{"title":"Santa’s Blood","offer_id":50775687364912,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa’s Helper","offer_id":50775687397680,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/7739\/0128\/files\/IMG-0065.jpg?v=1771809518","url":"https:\/\/maxmuscleca.com\/es\/products\/krampus-electrolytes","provider":"Max Muscle Nutrition Bakersfield","version":"1.0","type":"link"}